Wednesday, October 05, 2011
TERRIBLE TV NEWS
This is so hard for me, I don’t know if I can even bring myself to tell you. It’s terrible. Just awful. Okay, I’ll just come right out and say it: The local rerun channel has stopped showing Married With Children in the evenings. Wahhh! And what’s worse, they replaced it with Maude! MAUDE I tell you! Of all the shows! I can’t believe it!! This is unacceptable. I shall have to write the station an irate letter. Actually I remember watching that show back in the day and it’s not so bad, but this is where Mr. Bin draws the line. (“There will be no Maude in this house!”) Well I can easily comply with that, but it will be so hard to do without my Bundy fix, and I imagine there are other local viewers who feel the same way. It was nice to relax at 9:00 every evening and watch total mind-rot entertainment, even if we have seen each episode numerous times. NOW what shall we do?? We might be forced to resort to EDUCATIONAL shows, like documentaries! Or the news! Or Telemundo even! Or put in a DVD! Or, worse yet, turn off the TV and READ! Or TALK!!! NOOOO! Oh well, I remember they took a break from airing Married a few years ago and then they started up again. I can only hope and pray that Al and Peg and the gang will reappear on the glowing box someday. Until then, I’ll sit anxiously on the couch, with a remote in one hand and the other hand under my belt buckle like Al. Or I could sit there eating bon-bons and kicking my foot up and down like Peg. Either one.